bare walls
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memories.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

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Ask the Man From Zoey
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Zoey (??)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
I Think, Therefore Zoey

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Not Just Nearly Zoey, But Really Zoey

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Get the Door - It's Zoey (OMG~)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Double the Pleasure, Double the Zoey (UH-UH!)

6. To someone you dislike?
Did Somebody Say Zoey (ah!)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
It Could Be Zoey (??)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
The Better Way to Start the Zoey (??)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Snap! Crackle! Zoey! (yeah!)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Please Don't Squeeze The Zoey ( WHAT!)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Unzip a Zoey (URGH! so wrong!)

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
Try Zoey, You'll Like It (AHAHAHAHH!)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The Incredible, Edible Zoey (O.O)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Zoey Tested, Mother Approved (ROFL!)

15. Your last words before you die...
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Zoey ( heh!)

16. Your message to a special someone..
America's Most Trusted Zoey ( oh yes!)

17. Title of this post will be...
Ask the Man From the Zoey (HUH!)